May I be granted the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who got on my nerves.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
For they may be attached to the feet I must kiss tomorrow.
Let me always give 100% at work.
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
Help me to remember that when I am having a bad day
And it seems people are trying to wind me up,
It takes 42 muscles to frown, only 28 to smile
And 4 to extend my arm and punch someone’s face.