Bicycle curves do not sag.
Bicycles don't care if you have ridden other bicycles.
You don't have to take a shower before you go riding.
You can go cycling at any time.
You can borrow your friend's bicycle.
Bicycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
If you say anything bad to your bicycle you don't have to say you're sorry before you go riding again.
When you go riding the bicycle wears the rubber, not you.
You can keep cycling until you are sore.
If you get a new bicycle you don't have to keep sending money to the old one.